This is Heather. She is the dumb Blondie who was caught on camera wearing the “F**k Da Eagles” shirt against the Eagles last year. Maxim noticed her, and decided to give this floozy a photo spread in the magazine. She’s got a nice body, but like most Saints fans, she should be required to wear a bag over her head.
Notice how her legs are wide open? That’s just easy access 24-7 like 7-11.
Heather tells her great story of how she left her trailer park in the swamps, and went to a Saints game. Her and her friends got wasted(big shocker there), ate some shrimp gumbo, and then decided since she was a bandwagon fan with no jersey, she needed a Saints T-shirt. What a rough road to success.
You can see the making of her photo shoot here.
I wonder if they will parade her out to this weeks game like she is some sort of celebrity(more like a mascot). It is a sad day in America when you can become famous for this:
I wonder how much that poor guy had to pay Heather for her “companionship”.
The Eagles may still have something to play for on Sunday. More REVENGE! The Saints beat the Birds twice last season, and knocked the Eagles out of the playoffs. Let’s return the favor by knocking them out of the playoffs.
I should show up to the game with this T-shirt. Maybe I can make it on Conan.