Little John Smith is a Clown

Thanks to The Big Lead for finding this.

Eagles soon to be outta here Tight End is so vain that he has to wear his shades indoors. The sun must always be shining on Little John. He is also wearing a shirt that says “FAMOUS” across the front. I guess when you are somewhat known you have to point it out to everybody so they recognize you. He could at least get some cool looking glasses, and not those “Porsche” Cop ‘jawns’. He looks like a “CHiPs” reject.

It’s what he says that makes me laugh the most though.

“I don’t need material things to make me feel important.”

If that was the case, then why does Little J. whine about his contract every chance he gets? I heard a report that Smith wants to get paid as much as Antonio Gates. Maybe if he didn’t miss every other game due to menstrual cramps, and holds the ball like a loaf of bread the Eagles might consider it.

This guy’s career has been doomed since his rookie year when he dropped an easy touch down against Tampa Bay. He also fumbled in the red zone at the Super Bowl, got beat up in an Old City night club, and has been nothing more than an inconsistent bum.

Brent Celek may not be as athletic, but at least he catches and secures the football. All L.J. does is drop it, fumble it, or get injured.

The best part of the video is where L.J. says “Yo I’m clownin yo. Start it from the top.”

Nah Little John, you are a clown. There is no hiding it, even behind those big goofy cop shades. Don’t let the door smack you in the face on the way out of Philly.

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