Once the Iggles got eliminated from the playoffs, I figure out which teams I would hate to see win a Super Bowl the most, and root against them. This year having Dallas in the Playoffs made them public enemy number one. So going against everything that I usually stand for, I actually pulled for the G-Men. As we all know the Cowboys choked it up in the little game, but then the unthinkable occurred. The Giants actually won again, and are headed to Arizona for the Super Bowl.
Now I truly despise the stinkin Giants. The main reason is that I hate anybody or anything from New York. There is really nothing to like about a New Yorker. I hate everything from the whiny annoying accents, to those smug attytudes every New Yorker seems to have.
So when the Giants won the NFC Championship game, and I knew they were going to the Super Bowl it pissed me off. Those no good stinking Giants get to go to a Super Bowl with a bum team like that? In the words of T.O. ‘that’s really unfair’.
After thinking about this some more I realized that this is the best thing that could have possibly happen. The Giants are going to get creamed on Super Sunday for the whole world to see. Every stinkin Giants fan will be crying in their
beer glass of wine. What could be better than that? Nothing!(except maybe an Iggles Super Bowl victory)
Some of you reading this may think how can he just rule the Giants out. Any given Sunday right? Wrong Giants fans. The New England Patriots are going to blow out your Giants guaranteed. In fact New York has no shot of winning this game. The Patriots are an unstoppable scoring machine, and will destroy the puny Giants.
I am so sure the Giants are going to get killed, I am throwing a “Giants Suck” Super Bowl party. Me and a bunch of friends will all sit and laugh hysterically as the Giants get picked apart by Tom Brady. Don’t forget poor Eli either. The other Manning is probably gonna fold under pressure like a cheap tent. Expect him to throw 2-3 bad interceptions.
This is going to be just like the Super Bowl against the Ravens. Another Giant disaster.
Patriots 57 Giants 13