5. Lamest City On Earth – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
I unfortunately had the displeasure of having to visit Shitsburgh, and i have to say it was a terribly boring experience. There is literally nothing to do, except ride in a stupid box up the mountain, and eat a sandwich with fries on top. I guess that is why everybody in Pittsburgh is a fat fuck.
You could probably enjoy your time more in the woods of Kentucky than you would in Pittsburgh. Step two feet out of the City limits and you are all of a sudden surrounded by toothless hicks. Pennsylvania should just sell this crappy city to Ohio, because that is where those people belong.
4. Most Stillers Fans Are Fat Phucks
Do you know any Steelers fans? Chances are they weight over 300 lbs. Maybe it’s because Steelers fans have nothing to do(see above), except site around and eat french fries all day. Let’s take a look at some of Pittsburgh’s finest.
These pictures make me throw up in my mouth a little.
3. Myron Cope Sucked
What an awful sports announcer Myron Cope was. His voice was ugly and annoying, and his game calls were unbearable to listen to. Of course Steelers fans loved him, and practically worshiped the ground he walked on. Every time I hear his voice on a highlight reel I cringe. He was the worst sports announcer ever. If you want to hear a great voice, and great analysis, then listen to Eagles Radio announcer Merrill Reese.
2. Big Ben Worthlessburger
Want to talk about the most overrated QB ever? It’s Ben Roethlisberger.
Yes the Stillers won the Super Bowl with Ben, but he had the worst QB rating for a winning team in Super Bowl history! Ben was so bad in that game, that Bill Cowher had to rely on Antwan Randel El to win the game, because Ben was so inept.
Ben has made a living off being a Handoffburger. The Steelers run the ball so much, that Ben just has to try and not screw the game up. It must be nice to get paid million of dollars to be a professional hand off guy. I guess it is like Koy Detmer playing ten years in the NFL as a holder.
Seriously what has Ben done since he has made the NFL?
- He almost single handedly lost his team the Super Bowl.
- Ben nearly killed himself by crashing his bike up into some poor old lady’s Buick.
- He managed to land a huge contract despite the fact that the Steelers barely even ask him to pass the football.
- He blasted his former coach Bill Cowher on his out the door.
- He publicly demanded that the Steelers draft him a tall WR. Couldn’t he have just kept this in house? Hines Ward didn’t like it.
- Ben is mistake prone, and throws a ton of interceptions(last year was an aberration. Ben just waited until the playoffs to throw the game away with 3 INTs).
- Handoffburger holds the ball forever when he does actually attempt a throw. That is why only David Carr averages more sacks a season than Ben.
1. No Cheerleaders = GAY
Almost every team in the NFL has a squad of cheerleaders. The Pittsburgh Steelers do not. The only explanation is that the city of Pittsburgh is full of homosexuals who could care less about seeing hot women in small tight outfits. Steelers fans are quite happy and at looking at ugly fat phucks that fill the stands of their stadium. I know it must be difficult to find 20-30 really hot chicks in Pittsburgh, but maybe you could hire some girls from somewhere else?
EDIT: After further review the Steelers do have some cheerleaders. Well at least one.
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Seriously, what is wrong with you? So much anger… so much hate! Is it jealousy?
Ever see the Insomniac show for Philadelphia… yeah, as far as boring major cities go, Philly is up there. Also, Philly is constantly rated one of the fattest cities in the country, so I really don’t know where you get your anecdotal info from.
I am a Pittsburgh fan, and I cheer for the Eagles anytime they are not playing my Steelers, but you make a bad name for real Eagles fans, who at least are able to acknowledge that they have been doing something right in Pitt (count the rings), and I don’t think anyone can question the devotion of Steeler’s fans to their team.
Hey, if they are all like 300 lbs., then they are buying two plane tickets to see all those away games… that’s devotion!
Calm yourself… this rant is nothing more than a incoherent babbling session full of anecdotal hatred for a team that did nothing to you.
this thread is still going ?
Just keep your #7 away from 19 year old girls in back rooms of night clubs and move on…
I didn’t even write the Pittsburgh post, but people sure do love commenting about it.
There is too much shit to adress here but heres a few……..If you wanna call da Burgh a bunch of unemployed homosexuals like 1 of the posts said…then what would u call philly when ur unemployment rate is always much higher than pitt? Almost half of philly citizens are on sum type of public assistance (welfare) sucking up all of pitts tax $. What would u call philly considering u are the “city of BROTHERLY LOVE” compared to the “STEEL CITY” and u have a much higher rate of fags in ur liberal city then the blue collar ahrd working city of pitt. Philly is basically a fag santuary city so dont kno what the hell ur talkin bout…..Some1 also asked what has pitt ever done to help americas progression?…..well, lets see, A SHIT LOAD…just to name a few pitt made 50% of all the steel in WW2 for all the tanks ships etc…so, we would be speaking german now….also UPMC and other burgh hospitals have developed major advances in healthcare…artificial heart and more…pitt had a huge part in the development of electricity….Carneige Mellon U is now the most prestige engineering school in the country with graduates who influences all parts of life….i guess philly has Temple u..LOL….the best part is that philly is like 10x pitts size and that shit hole city doesnt compare in any way to pitt…and ur sports teams suck….for u to question the loyalty of pitt fans is just rediculous..evry1 knows about how well pitts fans trav3l n support even the major TV networks recognize it when pitt plays…there are steeler bars all over the country including rival cities…so ur an idiot….Pittsburgh is a NO bullshit, hardcore , hard working gun totin city and philly is lucky to be from the same state…Pitt has much more quality then the welfare suckin liberal homos who are NYC wannabe citizens of philly…… all philly is good for is the constitution and other founding father stuff which I DO have alot of respect for but that has been a long time….hell, Pittsburgh probably made the steel for ur beloved liberty bell!!! then u homos had to beat it off too hard and crack it..
Aren’t you cute? You are our jealous little wannabe second cousins out there in Filthadelphia.
My only response to this garbage is “take a look at the scoreboard.”
Steelers 6 Superbowl championships, the Ron Mexicos still waiting for their first.
Sad really.
what is wrong with everyone were we not united the steegles
lets just see how the flity flyers play against the great 8 and his boys.
Pittsburgh is a pathetic piece of garbage city! The reason Ben the rapist crashed into the Buick was because the fat pigs that live in the Burgh think they are entitled to turn left before any of the straight traffic can go thru an intersection. They justify the “Pittsburgh Left” on the grounds that the corrupt diarrhea droppings they elect to run Agony(Allegheny) County won’t build decent roads for the obese freaks that live there! This from an unfortunate from the beautiful city of Phoenix that was forced to move here by the gangster company execs that were bribed by Jabba the Oronato!!!
you have just revealed why philthadelphia is the worst city on earth and full of scumbags. fat fucks? oh hell yeah. but come on philly has the ugliest people and was voted as having such. that bit about ben is laughable. i mean come on, philly has NEVER won a super bowl! you can nit pick any QB in the NFL and find something you don’t like. btw he got us to the 1st one and won the 2nd. so eat it. myron cope was hard to handle for some but still a legend. i could care less but there’s stuff to do in da burgh. that was just a lame attempt. you must have been blowin’ some homeless guy on the fort pitt bridge too long and called it a day. and no cheerleaders?? who gives a fuck. it makes you gay for saying that it’s gay to not have them. not that there’s anything wrong with that! even if all this were true, the real truth is that philly raises scumbags and i wouldn’t expect any less from someone writing an article out of philly.