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Five Reasons Why Pittsburgh Sucks
5. Lamest City On Earth - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
I unfortunately had the displeasure of having to visit Shitsburgh, and i have to say it was a terribly boring experience. There is literally nothing to do, except ride in a stupid box up the mountain, and eat a sandwich with fries on top. I guess that is why everybody in Pittsburgh is a fat fuck.
You could probably enjoy your time more in the woods of Kentucky than you would in Pittsburgh. Step two feet out of the City limits and you are all of a sudden surrounded by toothless hicks. Pennsylvania should just sell this crappy city to Ohio, because that is where those people belong.
4. Most Stillers Fans Are Fat Phucks
Do you know any Steelers fans? Chances are they weight over 300 lbs. Maybe it’s because Steelers fans have nothing to do(see above), except site around and eat french fries all day. Let’s take a look at some of Pittsburgh’s finest.
These pictures make me throw up in my mouth a little.
3. Myron Cope Sucked
What an awful sports announcer Myron Cope was. His voice was ugly and annoying, and his game calls were unbearable to listen to. Of course Steelers fans loved him, and practically worshiped the ground he walked on. Every time I hear his voice on a highlight reel I cringe. He was the worst sports announcer ever. If you want to hear a great voice, and great analysis, then listen to Eagles Radio announcer Merrill Reese.
2. Big Ben Worthlessburger
Want to talk about the most overrated QB ever? It’s Ben Roethlisberger.
Yes the Stillers won the Super Bowl with Ben, but he had the worst QB rating for a winning team in Super Bowl history! Ben was so bad in that game, that Bill Cowher had to rely on Antwan Randel El to win the game, because Ben was so inept.
Ben has made a living off being a Handoffburger. The Steelers run the ball so much, that Ben just has to try and not screw the game up. It must be nice to get paid million of dollars to be a professional hand off guy. I guess it is like Koy Detmer playing ten years in the NFL as a holder.
Seriously what has Ben done since he has made the NFL?
- He almost single handedly lost his team the Super Bowl.
- Ben nearly killed himself by crashing his bike up into some poor old lady’s Buick.
- He managed to land a huge contract despite the fact that the Steelers barely even ask him to pass the football.
- He blasted his former coach Bill Cowher on his out the door.
- He publicly demanded that the Steelers draft him a tall WR. Couldn’t he have just kept this in house? Hines Ward didn’t like it.
- Ben is mistake prone, and throws a ton of interceptions(last year was an aberration. Ben just waited until the playoffs to throw the game away with 3 INTs).
- Handoffburger holds the ball forever when he does actually attempt a throw. That is why only David Carr averages more sacks a season than Ben.
1. No Cheerleaders = GAY
Almost every team in the NFL has a squad of cheerleaders. The Pittsburgh Steelers do not. The only explanation is that the city of Pittsburgh is full of homosexuals who could care less about seeing hot women in small tight outfits. Steelers fans are quite happy and at looking at ugly fat phucks that fill the stands of their stadium. I know it must be difficult to find 20-30 really hot chicks in Pittsburgh, but maybe you could hire some girls from somewhere else?
EDIT: After further review the Steelers do have some cheerleaders. Well at least one.
Just found your site and just had to drop a line…you Eagle fan’s suck, in fact all Philadelphia sports fans are the bottom of the barrel! You want to tear down Rothelisberger? How about your broke down, “he don’t have any receivers” quarterback McNott. For he will not lead the Eagles to a NFC East title, he will not not have an excuse for losing in the big games and he will not beat Pittsburgh! Eagles suck! Except that before Andy Reid hits 350 lbs on cheesesteaks and can’t waddle out on to the field. LOSERS!
September 20th, 2008 at 7:57 pmIan, i think that cheerleader in the pic found ur site man
September 20th, 2008 at 8:12 pmInteresting analysis. Check out my website for a REAL comparison of the two cities. You can find it here:
http://steelerstoday.com/?p=191
Unlike yours, my analysis is fair and unbiased. My statistically-based approach proves that Pittsburgh is better than Philadelphia.
September 20th, 2008 at 9:11 pmyou forgot to add-
September 21st, 2008 at 9:24 amno steeler’s cheerleaders
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steeley mcbeam = kevin spacey gay
September 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am
Are you kidding? do you even know what you are talking about? Lets be realistic!! Football is not about fans, cheerleaders etc..that doesnt make u win. Having an all around team makes u win! 5 time superbowl champions…eagles have how many? Steelers are 2nd or 3rd most talented team in the NFL! get a grip
September 21st, 2008 at 10:03 amyo this shit is so funny if ur a EAGLES fan beer tipped to ya even if we lose aganist any time u all still need to support them all day everyday. EAGLES ROCK FLY EAGLES FLY
September 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pmPITTSBURGH SUCK PURE ASSSSSSS.
September 21st, 2008 at 2:31 pmAnother sad thing about those hard cocks in pittsburg is…they are not as Gay as Us EAGLES. Being male and being the president of the largest Gay Eagle fan base in America has taught me one thing. How to slob three knobs at once, how to loosen my sphynter for well hung men and how to toss salad with cherry juice….And that is the key to Eagle football. Can I get a AMEN!!! Those Steelers never had a chance against our big black hard dicks in Green. We are better than any team in the NFL which stands for Nuts Full of Load. thank you. Ok, I love all of you and you too Radio. phillymanass999999
September 21st, 2008 at 8:37 pmIan you’re just too easy. So Big Ben never did anything for his team. Let’s look at his stats for 2007:
104.1 QB Rating
65.3% Completion Percentage
32 Touchdowns
Let’s look at McNabb for 2007:
89.9 QB Rating
61.5% Completion Percentage
19 Touchdowns
Let’s do what you suggest and consider Ben’s touchdown numbers an abberation. He still had a better completion percentage and QB rating than McNabb, who’s ground you worship and who’s picture you quietly jerk off to at night.
If you define Big Ben’s performance as “inept” what does that make McNabb’s performance? Seriously, could you BE any more of a homer? You constantly make excuses for McNabb but ignore actual statistics when it comes to other players on other teams.
September 21st, 2008 at 9:13 pmBut at least you make up for it by using your wit and brilliance to conjure such clever phrases as “Big Ben Worthlessburger.” Truly the muses have blessed you with a gift. Be sure to use this talent only for good.
Congrats on the win. Your team may be pretty good, but it’s too bad you suck.
Guy - You left one thing out in your little comparison. Donovan McNabb was recovering from a torn ACL last year. Now that McNabb is completely back, he is playing great football again.
You also left out that Ben was sacked 45 times last year, and imploded in the playoff loss to Jacksonville. Also did you watch the Eagles Steelers game? Big Ben was sacked 8 times, and played like dog shit all game. He looked like a slow fat bum out there.
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 pmthat’s some funny stuff Ian, although some of it is a little disturbing LOL
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 pmIan, McNabb has NEVER had a season where his completion percentage was higher than 64.0.
He’s had a total of one (1) season where his QB rating was equivilant to Ben’s season, and that was back in 2004 (he had a 104.7 rating).
Only once did he come close to 32 touchdowns in a season (again, 2004 he had 31, one less than Big Ben).
So, other than one special year that he had in 2004, McNabb’s career has been distinctly below Big Ben’s performance last year. I wonder what was going on in 2004 that might have elevated McNabb’s performance artificially…huh. It’s almost like someone else was on the team making him look better. Weird.
Anyway, if you take away that one fluke of a year, McNabb’s highest completion percentage is 61.5, his highest QB rating is 95.5, and he’s never thrown more than 25 touchdowns in a given season.
Even if you accept this pathetic rationalization of yours that his recovery from injury was at fault, nearly the entire rest of his career was well below Big Ben’s performance and at the absolute ZENITH of McNabb’s career, he merely equaled this QB you described as an “inept…professional hand off guy.”
So if Big Ben is an inept professional hand off guy, what does that make McNabb, who’s career stats were generally much lower than Ben’s year last year?
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 pmGuy - Again you do not see the full picture.
In 2004 McNabb had 31 TDs, but he sat the last game of the season, and only played one series against the Rams the week prior. If he had played both of those games he probably ends up with 35 or more TDs.
In 2006 before McNabb tore his knee, he was on pace to surpass his career best of 31 TDs. He was having a great season before he got hurt.
You compare completion%, but other then the one year with TO, McNabb has never had a star WR. Big Ben has had Hines Ward his entire career, and he had Plaxico Burress and Santonio Holmes.
McNabb spent the first five years of his career throwing to James Thrash, Todd Pinkston, Charles Johnson, Na Brown, Freddie Mitchell and Torrance Small. Those guys are QB rating poison, and yet McNabb still managed to make 5 pro bowls in his first six years in the NFL.
Another thing that helps Ben is the Steelers run oriented offense. It is much easier to have a better completion percentage, when you have much fewer attempts. When an offense can successfully rely on it’s running game like Pittsburgh generally has been able to do, it helps open up the passing game. With a strong ground game the safeties are cheating up, and the linebackers are getting sucked into play action. A great running game can be a QBs best friend.
Is it Donovan McNabb’s fault that he had so many years of terrible WRs? Is it Donovan’s fault that Andy Reid likes to pass the ball more than any other coach in NFL history?
One thing you may not be aware of is Donovan McNabb is one of the best at minimizing mistakes. In fact he currently has the lowest interception% of any QB in NFL history(minimum 50 starts). That stat speaks volumes about how McNabb has stressed not killing his team with INTs.
Big Ben already has 55 interceptions in 4 years and 3 games, and his average amount of pass attempts are way below McNabb’s.
When McNabb has some weapons(TO, Stallworth, Jackson, Curtis, Westbrook), and is healthy he is one of the top QBs in the NFL. If you followed every pass of his career like I have then you would know this.
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 pmWow. That’s an awful big post for someone who’s relying on bullshit and lame excuses to justify his pathetic rationalizations. “If you followed every pass of his career like I have, then you would know this.”
So the only person qualified to make this decision is…an eagles fan. In order to truly appreciate his greatness, you basically have to worship the Eagles like you. And ignore all the bad stuff that he did. And pretend that objective things like facts and numbers aren’t nearly as important as subjective things like watching every snap of his entire career and being able to say “he’s better because I watched him and I say so!” And then I guess you can stick your fingers in your ears and sing loudly whenever anyone tries to pout out the glaring flaws in your so-called “logic.”
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 pmSo…the people in Pittsburgh are fat, gay, and “hicks”?
That’s some real in depth analysis there dipshit. Keep up the good work.
What’s there to do in Philly? Eat a steak sandwich with cheese wiz on it and try not to get shot? Your city has an inferiority complex from being NYC’s bitch for all these years.
If making fun of Pittsburgh makes you feel better about your crime ridden cess pool of a city…go right ahead. You hate the Steelers…sour grapes I say.
In my lifetime I have seen a Superbowl and two Stanley Cups come to Pittsburgh. City of Champions. What have you seen? Joey Carter suck the life out of your World Series Title dreams?
Oh by the way, the Flyers really looked good in the playoffs last year! Way to avoid the sweep and look like absolute shit in game 5!
One more thing before I cease putting you in your place. Come down to the University of Pittsburgh sometime. Do it on a Friday. Look at how many Eagles fans you see walking around. If in fact the city sucks SO BAD, why are there so many people from your Philly and the surrounding area attending school here? Maybe you can ask them and write an article about it. But nah…I doubt you will. Peace out douchebag.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:02 pmGuy - The reason you have to watch the games, is you do not know the circumstances looking at a stat sheet. Stat sheets work well in fantasy football, but to truly evaluate a football players performance you have to watch the games.
i watch the games, and when McNabb is 1. healthy, and 2. has some decent weapons, he is one of the best there is.
You want to pull up stat sheets from 2005 and 2007 when he was banged up all year, or pull up stat sheets from 2001 when Todd Pinkston was the leading WR. These are the variables in the comparison of Ben and McNabb that you have to look at before you can accurately compare the two.
I’ll take McNabb at his best any day over Ben at his best.
Nick - I have been to Pittsburgh, and it is was the worst week of my life. It is basically a city full of unemployed lazy fat asses. It is the Western PA version of Kensington.
As far as Pitt goes, kids generally choose a school based on these things:
1. Course of study.
2. Where they get accepted.
3. Is there any sort of scholarship involved.
Nobody goes to Pittsburgh because it is a great city. They go there because that school made the most sense for them.
There are kids from Philadelphia in every college in the entire country, and unfortunately the same goes for Pittsburgh kids.
Thanks for stopping by.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:07 pmIan, if it’s impossible to understand a player without appreciating every snap, then how can you possibly pass judgement on Big Ben? Are you suggesting that you’ve watched every snap he’s taken? Perhaps you’re simply not appreciating him the same way I’m not appreciating McNabb.
It’s fun watching you talk out of both sides of your mouth. People can’t possibly pass judgement on McNabb because I’m not a true fan and I might have missed some of the games he’s played; HOWEVER, you can apparently pass judgement on a QB who’s not even in your own team’s division. I’m willing to bet I’ve seen more Eagles games than you’ve seen Steelers games.
There’s two possibilities here. The first is that you’re right and that in order to truly appreciate a player, you have to know them so well that only a true fan who’s watched every game can pass judgement. In that case, you’re merely a hypocrite for trying to judge some other team’s quarterback the way you say I shouldn’t judge yours.
The second, far more likely option is that you’re a hypocritical homer who’s blinded by your team loyalty and in love with McNabb. Given the near-pornographic pictures you’ve posted of McNabb in the past, I vote the latter.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:43 pm“Is it Donovan McNabb’s fault that he had so many years of terrible WRs? Is it Donovan’s fault that Andy Reid likes to pass the ball more than any other coach in NFL history?”
…thus proving that Andy Reid is the worst coach in NFL history because he throws the ball more than any other coach in NFL history when he has terrible WR’s.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:35 pmWow so jealous of Pittsburgh seems someones team sucks. The fans are loyal. I personally don’t like football period but cheerleaders are just air heads. You are watching a bunch of guys with tight pants I am sure more then the cheerleaders and they are bending over a ball and you have the nerve to say gay. Oh by the way isn’t Philly the place of brotherly love HMMM Who’s gay now.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pmHey This Website Sucks And Whoever Created Sucks Even Worse!!!! U lame ASS Fag!!!! Its A Steeler Nation And Ur livin In It Boy!!!! Steelers Is Americas Team Any Other Team Sucks!!!! We will Become untouchable This Year When We become The first Team to win The its 6th Superbowl!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 2:04 amWhen was the last time the Pusseagles was in the superbowl??????????? Poor little Mcnabbafag!!! always gettin hurt wa wa wa!!!! hes just as bad as that pussy tony romo and his precious wittle pinky!!! As Soon as u ditch Mcnabb And take the cheeseburgers away from ur fat ass!!! coach!! U might actually have a shot at the postseason!! Even then probably not!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 2:11 amJames put the keyboard down, drink your Iron City piss beer, and pound your fat wife with a mustache.
Thanks for stopping by.
October 24th, 2008 at 11:59 amDo you know the difference between a dynasty and a wannabe?
304 miles and 5 Super Bowl rings…
Stillers Nation!
November 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm