The Real Reason ESPN Won’t Talk About Roethlisberger

There’s plenty of speculation flying across the Interwebs regarding ESPN’s decision to ignore the sexual assault civil lawsuit filed against Ben Roethlisberger. Well, we here at ITI may have an explanation. Sources tell us that Walt Disney head honcho Mickey Mouse issued a gag order, which has the ESPN powers that be running scared. Why you ask? Apparently, Mickey has quite the temper. ITI spies have uncovered video of a closed-door meeting between Mr. Mouse and pop sensations The Jonas Brothers. Be warned: the video contains graphic violence and language not suitable for children.