Jul22nd

The Real Reason ESPN Won’t Talk About Roethlisberger

AUTHOR: Scott Tunstall | IN: NFL | COMMENTS: 5 Comments |

There’s plenty of speculation flying across the Interwebs regarding ESPN’s decision to ignore the sexual assault civil lawsuit filed against Ben Roethlisberger. Well, we here at ITI may have an explanation. Sources tell us that Walt Disney head honcho Mickey Mouse issued a gag order, which has the ESPN powers that be running scared. Why you ask? Apparently, Mickey has quite the temper. ITI spies have uncovered video of a closed-door meeting between Mr. Mouse and pop sensations The Jonas Brothers. Be warned: the video contains graphic violence and language not suitable for children.

5 Comments on The Real Reason ESPN Won’t Talk About Roethlisberger

  1. IFChris says:

    That’s fk’n brilliant. Nicely done.

  2. Jim says:

    Haha very well done Scott.

  3. hilarious……thats great. espn is run by the damn mouse, i never put it together, but now it all makes sense.

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