As if the house of horrors that is Eagles Training Camp ’09 couldn’t get any worse, there’s this, via The Morning Call. It seems starting (for now) left defensive end Juqua Parker was stopped by the po-po and found with marijuana in his possession. I wonder how Dictator Reid is going to spin this beauty.
Reporter: “Uh… Andy, can you update us on the “green/brown vegetable matter” found on Juqua’s person?”
Reid: “Well, I started a pact with the players back in ’99. I made it clear that there will be no bogarting of the stash. This is a breach of trust.”
Ugh. What else can possibly go wrong? Please, don’t answer that.
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