I’m confident the Eagles will beat the Bucs on Sunday. So confident I’m willing to put my dignity and sense of style on the line. If for some strange reason the Birds get bounced by the Buccos, here are five things I’m a gonna do:
5 – Add “Bay” to the end of my name – Scott Tunstall-Bay doesn’t sound so terrible. It might take a few years to get used to, but I can deal with the ridicule. Kinda like Heyward-Bey, minus the stench of failure.
4) Buy a Lee Roy Selmon throwback jersey – My wardrobe lacks the color orange. Problem solved.
3) Paint my Eagle green truck pewter – Eight years in green is more than enough. A change is in order.
2) Wear the puffy shirt for a week – With Halloween coming up, I wanna be a pirate. In fact, I’ll even spring for an eye patch.
1) Watch the movie Cutthroat Island for 24 hours straight – Lucky for me, I’m a raging drunkard, because I’ll need plenty of rotgut to complete this feat.
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Eat a creamsicle while sulking at your local strip club. True Tampa Bay style
Having frequented Tampa strip clubs in the past, that picture is accurate