Dec15th

Brian Westbrook is a Navy SEAL

AUTHOR: Scott Tunstall | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: 3 Comments |

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Signs are pointing toward Brian Westbrook returning to the lineup for Sunday’s potential playoff-clinching matchup with the Niners.

To help shield his twice concussed noggin, Westy will be donning some state of the art headgear. According to the Delco Times, he’ll be wearing a DNA helmet constructed with the same shock-absorbing technology that protects military soldiers, including Navy SEALS.

I always knew Westbrook was a stealthy player, but this takes it to another level. In all seriousness, I hope he can come back and stay healthy. One more head shot could end his career.

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3 Comments on Brian Westbrook is a Navy SEAL

  1. Adam Rhuberg says:

    If this helmet is so special, why isn’t everyone wearing it? People don’t want to look like Don Beebe?

  2. Scott Tunstall says:

    It’s a super-secret helmet, man. The government has been keeping it under wraps for years. Rumor has it, they used material from Area 51 to build it.

  3. Jim says:

    Hopefully this high-tech helmet doesn’t look nearly as ridiculous as other new fangled protective gear.

    http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/please-david-wright-wear-this-helmet-for-the-rest-of-your-career/

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