Well, this is going to be awkward.
As we all know, the Eagles decided that Ronnie Brown was a big sack of dong, so they elected to trade the former Miami standout to Detroit for Jerome Harrison and a 2013 seventh-round pick.
Seemed like a win for the Eagles, swapping two has-been tailbacks, while picking up a draft pick. As it turns out, though, it was the Lions who were getting a steal–because Harrison is hurt.
No details have been made available, but the Eagles declared Harrison damaged goods, thus voiding the deal. Honestly, I don’t think this trade will have much of an impact on the Eagles, but it’s going to be really awkward when Brown steps foot into the NovaCare Complex next week.
I feel like there’s some way to compare this to having sex with a girl and then ditching her and taking her back, or something, but I’m drunk and I don’t feel like wasting anymore time talking about Ronnie Brown.
Have a great night.