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Casey Matthews Goes to the Movies



No lie, I was going to go through this without making a joke, but there’s just too many good possibilities to pass up. And it’s been a while since we’ve gotten to pick on Casey.

I can’t use the best ones because this is a family website, so let’s go with something like:

“I wonder if he shied away from the screen during the scary parts like he shies away from ball carriers.”

Paranormal Activity 3–even scarier than Casey Matthews running your defense.”

“An appropriate film for Matthews to see, given that he was a ghost on the field this season.”

You know, stuff like that.

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