Archive for December, 2011

Dec 12th 2011

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words (Or a Cheap Blog Post)

AUTHOR: | IN: Breaking News | COMMENTS: None Yet

There’s probably no need to run through the Eagles’ slim playoff scenarios again, but since we can even can contemplate any playoff scenario at this point, well, let’s bring it up again. Is it likely? Hell no. Is it possible? Sure. So, in the spirit of wishful thinking, I present to you this morning’s front page of the Philadelphia Daily News.

Dec 12th 2011

Good Morning Philadelphia: Let’s All Laugh at Jerry Jones

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

Dec 12th 2011

A Friendly Reminder: Eagles Could Have Had Jason Pierre-Paul

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

Jason Pierre-Paul vaulted the his team into first place and sealed a brilliant performance on Sunday night with a game-saving blocked field goal off the foot of Dallas kicker Dan Bailey. Pierre-Paul also notched two sacks, bringing his season total to 10.5 sacks. Not a bad night’s work for the defensive end many considered to be a mere workout warrior prior to the 2010 NFL Draft. Fortunately for the Giants, they weren’t scared off by Pierre-Paul’s raw football skills. But you know what team was? If you guessed the Philadelphia Eagles, well, you were right. Granted, the Eagles selected Michigan [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Giants’ Thrilling Comeback Keeps Eagles’ Slim Postseason Hopes Alive

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

Talk about déjà vu. I don’t know how they did it, but they did it. The New York Giants inexplicably came from 12 points behind to best Dallas on Sunday night after Dan Bailey was iced by Tom Coughlin, wiping away a would be game-tying 47-yard field goal. Bailey, for the second straight week, then missed his second attempt, pissing away what looked like a certain win for his team. Now, I hate watching Eli Manning make clutch plays. I hate watching the New York Giants come up with monumental wins like they did in this game. It makes me [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Cowboys Beat Giants, Eagles’ Playoff Chances Suffer Major Blow

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: 2 Comments

Remember that thought that crept into your mind about a possible Eagles playoff run just after 4 p.m. today? You know, the one that lasted until just around 11:45 p.m.? Well, you can forget about it. The Cowboys abused a completely lost New York secondary in the second half to beat the Cowboys and effectively end any realistic shot the Eagles had at qualifying for the postseason. The good news? The Giants are totally screwed, too. But because we like to inform, we’ll quickly run through just what exactly would have to happen for the Eagles to earn a playoff [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Eagles Installed as Three-Point Favorite Over Jets, Let’s Get Drunk

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

Just drank a couple 40 oz. of Olde English. Feelin’ good. Then, I did what I always do when I polish off a couple big ass bottles of warm beer–I checked my Twitter feed. I saw NBC10′s John Clark chimed in with this nugget: Eagles are 5-8, Jets are 8-5, but the Eagles are favored next week. That’s right. The mother bleepin’ Eagles. By three-points. Like the title says. Aw yeah, ruin the suspense up top. You know what that tells me? It tells me the Eagles move to 6-8 and get one step closer to 2011 NFC East Champs. [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Eagles Rely on Defense to Grind Out 26-10 Win Over Dolphins

AUTHOR: | IN: Breaking News, Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

*That sure didn’t look like a team laying down on its head coach. Just saying. *LeSean McCoy carried 27 times (kudos to Andy Reid to stick with run despite a lack of success), but only picked up 38 yards. He did score twice on the ground, leaving him one touchdown behind Steve Van Buren for the franchise’s all-time lead. *The Eagles couldn’t have been much worse on offense in the second half. In seven possessions they were forced to punt six times. The other drive? It ended with a Michael Vick interception. *Not a banner day for the Eagles special [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Eagles-Dolphins Picks and Predictions

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

Anything is possible in the NFL. We’ve all watched enough football to know that. But when two 4-8 teams square off, it’s usually more about psychology and motivation than talent levels. And it also makes the game even harder to predict, which probably explains why the opinions below differ so greatly. Bob Wankel: At first glance, this is a game the Eagles probably should win. LeSean McCoy, Michael Vick, DeSean Jackson, and an improving offensive line should provide enough firepower to get past Matt Moore and the Dolphins. But the word “should” is the defining word of this wretched season. [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Robert Griffin III Wins Heisman Trophy, Should Eagles Draft Him?

AUTHOR: | IN: Breaking News, Eagles | COMMENTS: 2 Comments

At some point, the Eagles are going to have to develop a long-range plan at the quarterback position. Barring injury, Michael Vick is in place as the team’s starting quarterback through at least the 2013 season, but then what? To say Vick is injury prone would be an understatement. And, as the Green Bay Packers are proving, the key to sustaining long-term success is having a long-term plan at quarterback. While it’s seemingly a forgone conclusion that Andrew Luck will go with the top-pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, there’s a good chance that Baylor quarterback and newly named 2011 [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Remember When Ace Ventura Led Miami to a Super Bowl Win Over the Eagles?

AUTHOR: | IN: Column, Eagles | COMMENTS: None Yet

Really, the Eagles and Dolphins don’t have a great history. Today’s game can’t be billed as a battle between two bitter rivals. Frankly, there are only two Eagles-Dolphins games that really stand out in my memory. There was the 2003 Monday Night Football clash when Eagles fans stormed Miami and watched the Birds roll, but Philly fans travel well and the game wasn’t even close. No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged Ray Finkle. Unfortunately for [...]

Dec 11th 2011

Eagles-Dolphins: What You Need to Know

AUTHOR: | IN: Eagles, Gameday | COMMENTS: None Yet

A pair of 4-8 teams will meet up in Miami this afternoon in a game absent of playoff implications. Yeah, the Eagles are mathematically alive, but it’s not happening. Still, there’s a few reasons to watch. Will Michael Vick come back strong from injury? Will DeSean Jackson continue to whine, wilt, and disappear from the offense? Will the players put forth some effort in a show of faith for Andy Reid? Every game matters in the NFL–even the ones that don’t. So here’s the breakdown: LOCATION: Sun Life Stadium DATE/TIME: Sunday, December 11, 2011 – 1:00PM ET STATION: FOX ANNOUNCERS: [...]

Dec 10th 2011

Brent Celek Catch Headlines Top Five Plays of a Wasted Eagles Season

AUTHOR: | IN: Breaking News | COMMENTS: None Yet

Believe it or not, the Philadelphia Eagles have a had a few memorable plays this season. I couldn’t really think of them on my own. Fortunately, the team’s website did a nice job of cutting a few good plays together into this video. You know your team’s season sucked a bag of dicks when two of the top five plays came in a losing effort. Anyway, the Celek catch has my vote as the top play. Your thoughts?

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