If you’re in a bar fight this St. Patty’s day and there’s an Eagles player in reach, hopefully it’s one of these five.
Everyone loves St. Patrick’s Day. I’m sure if you ask 100 people why it’s a holiday, they won’t be able to tell you, but that’s okay. It is our duty as Americans to take this foreign holiday and turn it into something drinking intensive.
That said, if you find yourself in the middle of a scrap tonight at your favorite “authentic” Irish pub, look around to see if one of these Philadelphia Eagles players are in reach. They’ll be a useful member of your fighting squad.
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