Eagles legend Jason Kelce believes Jerry Jones has an alter ego

There’s a reason why we’re encouraged to seek external relationships and participate in outdoor activities. Hang around an NFL team long enough or spend too much time sitting in front of your desktop waiting for updates on the Philadelphia Eagles, the announcement of a C.J. Gardner-Johnsion extension for instance (Come on guys! Let’s get this done!), and you’re bound to begin drawing weird parallels. Have you ever compared guys on the roster to Marvel characters or used a baseball reference to drive your point home? Fear not. You aren’t alone. Jason Kelce is just like us.

During a recent airing of Jason and Travis Kelce’s New Heights podcast, which is presented by Wave Sports + Entertainment, one of the most beloved Eagles in franchise history added a little Harry Potter magic to the discussion (pun intended).

Jason Kelce believes Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Lord Voldemort might be the same person.

Words don’t do this one justice. You have to see this one for yourself. Here’s the setup. Jason Kelce and his brother Travis were hanging out on New Heights like they always do, and as is normally the case, comedy gold ensued.

Take a look at this one.

Never leave us, Jason! He’s a lot richer than most of us. He’ll never have to buy a beer again in Philadelphia once his playing days are over, but other than that, Jason Kelce is just like the rest of us. That’s why he’s in the conversation with Brian Dawkins for being the most beloved Bird to have ever worn the Eagles jersey.

We feel better now. We don’t feel like total nerds, so here’s some fair warning. The next time you hear us reference Jerry Jones as Lord Voldemort or discuss Bat signals, Fat Batman, or suggest Howie Roseman has captured all of the Infinity Stones don’t blame us. Blame Jason Kelce.

That’s our story, and as Dawk would say “doggone it”, we’re sticking to it!

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