To push or not to push... That is the question. Yuck! That sounded so much better in our heads than it looks now after putting pen to paper. Be that as it may, that's how we begin today's discussion. The Philadelphia Eagles are STILL the champs. The ratings monsters and haters can't stand it. They wish it were Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs (or just someone else).
Anyone but Philadelphia, right?
That's okay. You know our mantra. No one likes us. We don't care. They can hate. We'll keep winning. We'll keep running that doggone tush push until it's outlawed.
We hate to say it, but it seems as though that's the only way this ends, ladies and gentlemen. Roger Goodell was recently a guest of The Pat McAfee Show during the NFL Draft, and of all the things they could have discussed, this was one of the topics.
They couldn't have talked about the draft or WrestleMania? Call us crazy, but this is starting to tick us off.
We've come up with two solutions. The first is this. Once outlawed, every time the Eagles are winning, and the game is out of reach, the Birds ought to run the Brotherly Shove anyway just to tick people off.
No one likes that idea? Fine! Here's another idea. We'll just use Ty Robinson as a fullback.
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Ty Robinson is the Eagles' answer to a potentially inevitable ban of Philly's patented Tush Push.
Ben VanSumeren... We love you. No one has backed you more than this platform, but we feel your services are no longer needed. We've found another fullback. If the powers that be decide they'll take our 'Brotherly Shove', we'll raise them by putting Ty Robinson in the offensive formation as a lead blocker.
Read 'em and weep, folks!
The Chicago Bears had their 'Refrigerator'. We have our 'Deep Freezer'. Robinson stands at six-foot-six. He tips the scales at 310 pounds. He runs the 40-yard dash in 4.83 seconds. Can you imagine having him demolish defenders as a lead blocker with Saquon Barkley toting the rock behind him?
Okay, we've taken our time. We've aired our grievances. You'll have to forgive us because we're a tad more petty than most. The Green Bay Packers won a Super Bowl vs. the Dallas Cowboys by running a quarterback sneak. Of all teams to anonymously file an injunction, it was those guys?
Really?
Okay, we're officially done now. Oh, and to Ben VanSumeren... We're just playing! We most definitely want you on the 53-man roster.