Top 3 Philadelphia Eagles storylines following Nick Sirianni’s introduction

Jeffrey Lurie (L), Howie Roseman (R), Philadelphia Eagles (Photo by Drew Hallowell/Getty Images)
Jeffrey Lurie (L), Howie Roseman (R), Philadelphia Eagles (Photo by Drew Hallowell/Getty Images) /
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The Philadelphia Eagles’ brass has tricked us again.

Listening to Sirianni’s presser was demoralizing. Eagles fans were sold on a new head coach that would be tougher on players than Pederson ever was. One knock on Pederson was he let the players get away with murder, and reportedly, things were worse than ever in 2020. With Sirianni, the Eagles were getting a player’s coach who had no problem flashing his badge around if need be, or so we thought.

Well, the fans have been gaslighted again. The Eagles conducted somewhere around 296 interviews to finally find their Manchurian head coaching candidate, and the one that they found might want to consider getting scanned for neural implants. It makes sense now why he was so nervous. God forbid he slips up and squeaked out a theory of his own in regard to the quarterbacks.

Here’s a quote from the man of the hour: “Fundamentals, being good at the fundamentals… Winning your one-on-one match-up because you’ve won that match-up with fundamentals”.

Come again? After carefully dissecting that quote, it’s safe to say the unforeseen conclusion is that the Eagles are getting a coaching fundamentalist. Sirianni sounds like a man who doesn’t want to say the wrong things. He hadn’t even mentioned the quarterbacks yet, and fundamentally it had consumed him.