Eagles 2023 Most Wanted List: Opposing offensive stars we can't wait to see throttled this season
By Jake Beckman
Travis Kelce, Kansas City Chiefs (Week 11)
It’s somewhat painful to place Travis Kelce on the Most Wanted List. He feels like an extended member of our family as the blood brother of an Eagles legend, Jason Kelce. Tough choices must be made though, and Travis Kelce finds his way onto a 'Wanted' poster. Philly simply can't let this guy carve them up gain.
Here's the thing. Trav wears the black hat to opposing teams because he wants to. Sure, he’s rad, sick, cool, and an all-around bad boy, but he also walks a thin line between charisma and winning a ‘make yourself sound like a dork’ competition. No one does it better than Trav. Let’s take a gander at his recent performances...
There was that time Travis called the Mayor of Cincinnati a Jabroni and offered the following as advice. “Know your role, and shut your mouth”. That made everyone feel a little uncomfortable and confused. It wasn't just about that being a weird and unhinged thing to say. It also made us realize that no one really knows what the mayor of Cincinnati’s role is.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Travis found his way in front of the mic after the Super Bowl and said that no one believed in the Chiefs... We're sorry... What?
The Earth’s rotation was thrown off immediately. The Kansas City Chiefs have NO RIGHT to play the 'disrespect' card.
We'll cap this one with his desire to make the Beastie Boys classic, Fight For Your Right, his personal anthem. What are you doing honey?
Here's a public service announcement... Hey Travis... You’re 33. You’re a multi-millionaire. You can party whenever you want, you weirdo.