Unforgettable Jason Kelce moments that are of the non-football variety

Jason Kelce throws out the first pitch during Game 3 of the NLCS and becomes best friends with the Phillie Phanatic.

Frankly, the Philadelphia Phillies could invite Jason Kelce out to throw their ceremonial first pitch once a week, and no one would ever tire of it. He did so during Game 3 of the National League Championship Series, and even though the good guys lost that game, the G.O.A.T. left us all with some positive memories about a disappointing night at The Bank.

Jason Kelce ethers Ben Simmons.

Perhaps you have heard. Philly can be a tough place to play sometimes. If you give it your all though, the fans here will love you forever. Some guys thrive under that pressure. Others become Carson Wentz and Ben Simmons. I again must speak from personal experience here.

If I didn't represent a media brand, I would have spent considerable amounts of time bashing both. Again, Jason did what I would have done had anyone cared about my basketball opinion.

In typical 'Nas versus Jay-Z' fashion, the G.O.A.T. went full-scale 'ether.

"What's going on, and I don't want to crush any other player. What's going on with the 76ers and Ben Simmons. All that is because of a lack of accountability, a lack of owning up to mistakes and lack of correcting things. If all that got corrected, you're fixing three throws, you're getting better as a player, none of this is happening. So, everybody can (expletive) and complain about how tough this city is to play in, just play better man. This city will love you."

Nothing else needs to be said here.